Me: If I put this pear in your lunch, will you eat it?
Him: It'll squish my sandwich.
Me: Your sandwich is going to get squished anyway.
Him: You're right. I need a sandwich-shaped box.
Me: You don't need a sandwich-shaped box.
Him: They make them.
Me: You don't need a sandwich-shaped box.
Him: YES I DO.
Me: I had a paper-bag lunch every day for thirteen years, my sandwiches were always squished, I survived.
Him: Is survival really the goal here?
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I used to have the same problems with my banana until I discovered BananaGuard. Now my banana is always firm.
http://www.bananaguard.com/
I am happy to hear about the general health and well-being of
-J.'s banana.
I get embarrassed about my squished sandwiches so I eat them at home.
brilliant.
I saw a pop-tart case in the store the other day and spent more than a minute trying to figure who could need or want such a thing... Now, I know :)
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