Me: Dude. Your weiner missed me.
Him: Yeah, he did.
Me: Your weiner is all over me! Geez!
Him: Well, my weiner likes pretty girls.
Me: Alright, baby. I'm tired. Can you get your weiner off me?
Him: I don't have a lot of control over my weiner.
Me: But he's slobbering all over my face!
Him: Well, sometimes my weiner just has a mind of his own.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
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2 comments:
But the Blonde One didn't give a rip?
Damn! this IS funny, I like Weiners...
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