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I'm married to a handsome brainiac who finds most of what I write online to be mildly embarrassing. We have two dogs, two cats, and a python named after the devil. We spend most of our spare time vacuuming. I write at http://www.aseriousgirl.com/
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I got 60 seconds...perhaps because I would have beaten him over the head with my severed arm...or something :)
41 seconds for me - I scream and run at the sight of blood, but it it was just me and the raptor, I'd stand my ground, blood or no.
Even though he's a violent lizardy eating machine the phrase "Punch Him In His Raptor Balls" still makes me cringe :)
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