I Fart On You

My horoscope for the week of March 10-16 says:

Don't sabotage yourself where love is concerned. The only person blocking your happiness now is you. Once and for all, leave the past behind. A career discussion will go better than you expected; just remember that you're a star.

I hope this is true because I feel like if I don't get an acting job soon, I might start going crazy and reciting monologues in subway stations and buses and bodegas. I feel like a starving, penniless person in a bakery. WON'T SOMEONE THROW ME A BREAD CRUMB ALREADY?

Why I Can't Get Anything Done

She just won't let me.

Top 5 Reasons Why Cats Are Awesome

1. They are decorative


2. They give themselves manicures



3. They add pizazz to boring furniture


4. They leave you presents "just because"


And #5 ....

5. They teach you lessons about NOT leaving your brand-new iPod headphones lying around


psssst! you can click on any of those pics if you wanna see em bigger, k? K.

He's A Lovely Tenor

He sings with me. It just started this week. I spend my mornings exercising my voice, singing up and down the scale and he sits on the couch, his long tail whipping against the cushions, staring up at me and howling - perfectly in tune with me.

He melts my heart.

My Cat is Internet Famous

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

pssssst! That's not really my cat. He just really looks like my cat.

Bombing in Times Square

This is just terrible.

If you heard about the bomb going off in Times Square this morning, here's a good article about it. Thank God no one was hurt.

Safety is for Wusses.

You cannot imagine how bummed out I was this morning when I realized I'd left my camera at home (again!). Because walking down 9th Ave., I saw four used needles hanging out on the sidewalk next to the garbage pile.




I took these pics with my phone and the camera in my phone (obviously) sucks ass. But man, oh man, can you imagine what awesome pictures I could've gotten if I'd had my real camera?

New York is awesome. Used needles just hanging out on the sidewalk with banana peels and empty cigarette cartons. I once found a used needle in the bathroom of the Starbucks I worked at in Hollywood, but this was much better. I hope I get to raise my kids here because, man, those people living in the suburbs have no idea what they're missing.