Tuesday, August 07, 2007

If you are easily offended....

I have to thank Perez Hilton for exposing this ridonculous website. I am personally offended. I can't get my jaw out of my lap. www.wholesomewear.com is a website for a company that is trying to put us back in the 1880's. Sure, sure, they're just trying to cover up women's bodies at the beach by "highlighting the face, rather than the body". But that's just where it starts! It starts with beach wear and the next thing you know, Roe vs. Wade is gone (which it already is in several states - help I'm choking), women have lost the right to vote, birth control is illegal, vagina's are the root of all evil and we're all wearing burqua's.

ARRRRGSDFKLASJ;DFOWIEURPKKKKRAJSDLLLKGRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (That's me screaming in type.)

For the record, there is nothing wrong with a woman's body and vagina's are not the root of all evil, nor are breasts women's way of stealing men's attention from God. There. I said it.

I was doing laundry at my local laundry mat the other day and there was a woman in there who was wearing a burqua. I'm sorry, what country am I in again? A woman in NYC wearing a burqua and gloves. It's 92 degrees outside, 95% humidity and she's in a laundry mat with no air-conditioning, wearing a burqua and gloves, doing her laundry while her husband (or was he just her chaperone?) sits behind her ordering her around. Then the guy turns to me and starts to order me around, telling me that I'm not doing my laundry right, I should do it THIS way, not THAT way. He kept stepping in between me and the washing machine to tell me what to do. I wanted to punch him in the face. I felt like he was certain a woman is incapable of doing anything on her own. Plus, he lets his wife wear a burqua. I'm genuinely sorry if it seems like I'm being insensitive to someones religious preferences or something. I don't intend to negate another person's religious beliefs. But why, in America, in 2007, are women still being forced to cover their bodies? Maybe I'm a little too sensitive. It's true that I can't think about my vagina without cringing. And now there's a company, an American company, devoted to coming up with ways to hide women's shameful bodies. We're supposed to be moving forward! Evolving! But instead, we're going backwards. I blame Bush. It's always Bush's fault. Damn Bush.

4 comments:

Dopey LaRue said...

Notice there is no wholesome wear for men - it is still ok for them to low ride their swim trunks (or speedo it) and go shirtless....NICE.

Frosty-licious said...

Good Friggin Point. I can't believe I didn't think of that.

idk,,,,,,,john......i guess said...

Man, what guy would promote this??

Anonymous said...

right on li'l sister, R v W is on it's way out, and I don't know how to save our selves... we just need more men like Poompy, Rrrlll, Cptn, J-cakes, Tyger, RMS, etc...